Are You Afraid of Farting in Public?

Shreddies USA - Flatulence Filtering Underwear

Disclaimer – I built the website for Shreddies USA, and I am the fulfillment specialist, so when Shreddies are sold, I get paid.

There’s an Underwear for That!

I’m not the type of guy who purposefully eats shit food just so I can fart all over the place; but the fact remains: when I have coffee, I get bloated, and farts can happen. C’mon, you know you fart too. If you’re not farting, you’re not living.

So recently, I was asked to build the website and handle fulfillment for the premier US distributor of Shreddies Flatulence-Filtering Underwear. Of course I said yes!

Underwear that Filters Your Farts

It sounds crazy, but this stuff really does filter your farts. It was initially developed for the UK military, to be used in chemical warfare suits. A brilliant entrepreneur decided to put the concept (a carbon filter) into underwear, so that you can fart in public and no one will know it! Unless you’re a loud farter, that is. Then they’ll hear you, but they won’t smell you!

I know it sounds ridiculous and like a novelty item, but some people suffer from Crones and similar diseases, and some people just become gassy when having coffee. Ahem. Personally, when I’m out and about with friends, I’ll hold all my farts in, and it makes me really bloated and uncomfortable. It would be much, much nicer to be able to fart freely (and silently), without worrying about what other people will have to suffer through.

Stylish Fart Pants, at That!

Shreddies were designed by a lingerie designer in the UK, so they not only function well, they look incredibly stylish. There’s a style for everyone, so if you’re interested in getting a pair for yourself, be sure to check out the men’s fart-filtering underwear and the women’s fart-filtering underwear.

You can save money by purchasing a 3-pack or a 5-pack, but you might want to try one pair first, just to see how they work. They’re shipped out with USPS Priority and Express service, so you’ll get them in a very timely fashion (as long as you’re in the US or Canada!).

Shreddies, Anyone?

If you end up getting some Shreddies, please post back here and tell me what you think of them! You can also visit Shreddies’ Facebook and Twitter pages.

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