Have you ever had a day that you thought couldn’t get any worse? You know what I’m talking about. One of those days when you have no inspiration, no creativity, and no motivation to do anything. If you still haven’t quite wrapped your mind around it, allow me to quote a prior Initech employee who got it exactly right:
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.